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Recent Posts
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Quotables Results – Week 14
As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week’s Quotables submissions. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! All kidding…
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Your “This’ll Test Your Fookin’ Mettle” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s a frosty, uncaring world out there. What’s the point of even holding the door open for anyone anymore? And yet we do it…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – Wentzylvania Becomes Folesadelphia
As you’ve gleaned, I’ve been away this week. The doctors saw fit to ram another scope up my backside & remove the polyps they…
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Your “Slightly Hurried and Less Than Comprehensive” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Hello there imaginary friendlings. Please excuse the brevity of tonight’s lead in. If you want to blame someone for it, blame Maria. No shit. …