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JV NFL Afternoon – BEHOLD Exhibition Season! (and BONUS Varsity Early Game Coverage)
4:00 EST UPDATE – By Special Commentist Party Demand…. Bearistocrats! at Fuck Lions (4:30, NFLN) Technically, this one does count as a varsity contest. …
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Your “Not” Lesser Footy Saturday Morning Open Thread
As you may remember from last week, our resident Evertonian, King Hippo, is in recovery after the shock of the hiring of Samuel “Fat…
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TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread
I’m pretty certain that this is the latest I’ve ever been in starting on TGISF. I can’t be certain, because I tend to stay…
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Moosemas in Hell (Part Three)
The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in…