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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 5
INT. DELTA HOUSE – NIGHT The party is underway, and it is absolute pandemonium. As promised, the cheerleaders from Ben-Gal House are in attendance. …
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Your “We Could Use Another Miracle Right About Now” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Evening, dick jokers and jokerettes. As you may have heard, resident open threader BrewHomeyRex is on leave this weekly, likely exploiting free Canadian health…
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25 Questions About…
This Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities…
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2017 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)
Welcome to your Week 14 Quotables submissions. Here in Cardinals Country, we’re hanging on the final threads of, “If Atlanta and Seattle lose out,…