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Your “Happy Thanksgiving Eve!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Banner Image Credit: Shower Door Experts (not a Balls fantasy lead in) Hey! You down there! What day is it? What’s that? It’s Wednesday? …
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A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview
Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour.…
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A$$-Crack of Dawn Lesser Footy/Slave LaboUr Thread
Atlas Lions! Pizza Hut Tablecloths!! WHO YA GOT???
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Ghost of Slave Labor, or, Your Japan World Cup Preview
Oh good, we’re off to the races with a Ghost of Tsushima joke. Which, after hearing about the premise and reading the history, I…