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Your Mid-Day Thanksgiving Day Open Thread
So. Much. Sports. As it should be. College basketball is starting to get feisty as you’ve got Villanova/Iowa State, Florida/Xavier and Nebraska/Oklahoma going on.…
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Bills Mafia/F-ck LioUns Game Thread
Hello, I am your substiture teacher, preacher, anything you haaaadddd in mind. I am only #FirstPill in, on this blessed Native American Slaughter Day. …
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CFL Beat: Your 2022 Season Wrap-Up
Another season, another end-of-year wrapup. As cliché as it is to write this, the CFL genuinely did leave their best for last, with a…
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Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview
If you’re of a certain vintage, there’s a good chance you saw THIS goal when you were a kid and became a fan of Cameroon. As…