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Recent Posts
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Your “Is Life Worth Living?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Look at me with the hyperbolizing post question. It’s just that we’re done with the footballing and have to make the transition. [whiny voice] But…
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Boots on the Ground: The Crazy House! Part 2
DETOX, SUICIDE WATCH, AND “WELCOME TO CAT 5” Unfortunately, this is the portion of my journey I am the most unfamiliar with for a…
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Balls Magazine Volume 2
It was 7 AM on a Sunday morning and I was headed to Palm Springs to play in a tournament. Tee time was at…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Recovering from Gigsmas
…Kinda, he said while on a gig at press time. Here was my schedule from Christmas Day to New Year’s Day. 12/25: Christmas Mass…



