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Recent Posts
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Sexy Friday – 20230106
TGIF! Hello 2023! And Happy Capitol Tour Anniversary for those that celebrate! For those of us heading back to work, it’s time to shave,…
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The Brain Dump: Out Of My Head & Into The Toilet
Welcome to The Brain Dump, a series where my archive of brain farts are cataloged and then discarded for the amusement of no one…
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Some Modest Proposals…
INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS – DAY A burly ginger-haired man races along the carpeted floor between a set of cubicles, his arms and legs pumping. …
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hail Caesar!
I spent most of the week visiting friends and avoiding the cold in Florida, visiting friends, and staying with Boris. Given we were ringing…


