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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Stare and Compare

Hello friends! (That’s how we greet each other since it’s Masters week right?) You join me on what is a very happy day. Today…

Isn’t that ironic? Or is it a paradox? I ain’t really care because I’m just wanting some hot NFL draft action in my veins-that…

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk…

I’m getting the cherry blossom texts from the Brooklyn Botanic Garden saying it’s bloom season! Maybe if they’re still there this weekend I can…