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“Well – Lookee Here?!” – A [DFO] 2026 Seahawks Preview
Hi everyone, I’m back again to prognosticate on the upcoming season. Today, I will look at the team I have tickets for, the Seahawks.…
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Waiting for Goodell: Tuesday Open Thread
Now is the summer of our discontent/made glorious autumn by the return of Real Football,/ And all the clouds that loured upon our stadiums/…
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Football, Fatherhood, and Fools: Your 2026 New England Patriots Season Preview
Well, son of mine. It’s time for your first full football season. You arrived partway through last season, and everyone was doting on you…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…