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Sexy Friday Doesn’t Require RSVP
Unlike Shady, we at Door Flies Open Enterprises welcome all men and women of taste. No RSVP, no social media evaluation, and no questions…
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[BOOK FLIES OPEN] – A List Of Things That Didn’t Kill Me
[I’d like to thank yeah right for starting the book articles going, and apologies for changing up the article naming convention, but I couldn’t…
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WARNING: You’ll Be Humming This Tune The Rest Of The Day
Once there was this guy who Got into an accident on the 4th of July And when it finally came out His finger had…
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Occasional Puzzle: Department of NFL Mind Games
I heard you mental midgets like puzzles, despite obviously not ever being able to get to the end of the Candyland board. Lucky for…