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Recent Posts
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Day Drinking ‘Cause it’s Too Damn Hot Open Thread
I walked several kilometres (it’s a unit of measurement) earlier, did some damn laundry, some damn crossword puzzle and now I’m out of ideas.…
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Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review
A while back, Old School Zero posted a review of Magic Mike XXL that led me down an underwear rabbit-hole from which I am…
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Dallas Cowboys 2015
I’ll be honest, I haven’t felt this optimistic since I met my wife in a bar and she’s had way too much to drink.…
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[Inarticulate Telling]
Saw this – the strongest of strong taeks – on Deadpin (I know, I was supposed to have sworn that off) and just had…

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