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Recent Posts
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Lions Clean House: Caldwell Stands Still, Keeps Job
The Detroit Lions cleaned up a part of the house today, firing GM Martin Mayhew and team president Tom Lewand in a sweep of…
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NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest.…
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DFO, Money comes in
So, it was Detroit’s turn to fuck us. I think this is a clear sign that we should change our picks if we see…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Nine
Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Standing on the 17th tee, Balls was focused and angry. Goodell’s caddy had been blabbering about baseball from…