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Recent Posts
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don’t actually know, as I didn’t get a chance to watch…
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Let ‘Em Play! (91% of the time)
Earlier this year, the NFL set a record for most accepted penalties through week 3. There has been speculation that this increase in penalties…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 11)
The scene: 30,000 years BC, more or less. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is curled up on the floor of the hut, clutching his bag…
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Your AFC North-Centric Thursday Night “Showdown” Open Thread
[manages to briefly tear himself away from “The Case For Christmas” starring Dean Cain as a lawyer defending Santa Claus/ignoring the good woman who…