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MLB Opening Day Reflections on NFL Team Names

First of all, why the hell is there interleague play on the first day of the season? That’s the kind of dumb move I…

Have you ever had a headache that lasted three days? I have, now. At first I thought it was a hangover (two Manhattans lead a…

“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” ― Bob Marley Thanks, Mr. Rastaman for those inspiring words. I…

As I’m sure you’re all tired of hearing, I have drunk many, many different beers—roughly 2,300 by my best current reckoning. It has been,…