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The Usual Suspensions
INT. NFL HEADQUARTERS – DAY A man sits in front of a gigantic NFL Shield. He is wearing an orange jumpsuit, and speaks into…
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Balls’ Offseason Plans
Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak. Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of…
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Your Earlier Than Usual Monday Open Thread (because I’m so hung over)
Gotta admit to you folks-I thought I was past hangovers. That’s not the case. Wooooo? Obviously hair of the dog has been engaged and…
