[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER

MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh…simple-minded fool…

Hey, guys! That’s right, I’m back after a one-week break. Man, was I fried, lemme tell you… Hey, why are you guys looking at…

Why am I not surprised? Of course this sociopath had sex with underage girls. OF COURSE HE DID. The profile fits perfectly. And yet…

[blatantly ignores the long days and nights since the Super Bowl] Wow! It seems like just yesterday that I was watching relevant football being…