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Your Thursday Night NFC Central Showdown Open Thread
Green Bay is playing their third game in twelve days. Bears fans are calling for the neck of Mike Glennon. Which of these teams…
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Baltimore Area Knife Sales Spike, Film at 11
Ravens increase security around Ray Lewis statue after petition to tear it down Jeebus. You really can’t make this stuff up, truth really is…
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CFL Beat: Week 15
We’ll be 75% of the way through the 2017 CFL season once this week wraps up, though judging by the weather throughout the Northeast…
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Your “People Are Stupid” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Different day, different angry owner: John Mara said the Giants will address Odell Beckham’s dog-peeing TD celebration. Reminder: his niece is my…