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Your “Is It Too Early To Make Room For Seconds?” Thanksgiving Eve Open Thread
As in life, a light menu this evening, in anticipation of the big feast tomorrow. NFL News: Josh Gordon was officially back at…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3
INT. BANQUET HALL – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a gigantic dining hall. Massive oak tables, chandeliers full of candles, and…
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Boots On The Ground: A Vacation Before The Camera Goes Up The Arse
So, on November 17th, I was supposed to undergo my second colonoscopy in two months. Because of a previous bout of kidney failure –…
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49ers Bye Week: So Uninspiring You Probably Didn’t Notice We Weren’t Playing
What the fuck do I even say? What even is there? It’s not as if our team has just been beleaguered by injuries (*hands…