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Your LawnClippers/Cowfellas NFL Football Open Thread
There’s but twelve minutes left in the Vikes/Lions game as I type this and it took some time but things are starting to heat…
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Your “Where Have You Gone, Megatron?” Thanksgiving Day NFL Football Open Thread
Hey there, you four day weekend-having mother-suckers! Have I ever told you the story of how I stumbled across the bliss that is Thursday…
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Football is Family
INT. A COLORADO CABIN, THANKSGIVING DAY A family gathers around an ornate Thanksgiving feast. The matriarch sets the rolls on table and calls on her…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Grey Cup
DIVISION FINAL RECAPS East Division Final Saskatchewan 21 vs. Toronto 25: Despite surrendering a first half 18-3 lead, Toronto is off to their first Grey…