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Mahomes Needs a Nickname
I hate the Chiefs. I hate them so much that when I’m feeling blue I literally pull up videos of their humiliating playoff collapses…
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Your “It Might Be Me, It’s Probably You” Monday Night Football Open Thread
[sniffs the air] It was definitely you. Week 5 Fallout: -Marquez Valdes-Scantling scored his very first NFL TD and a new fantasy god was…
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Your “The Second Best Pot I’ve Ever Owned” Monday Midday Open Thread
Since many of us have a holiday today, I was sort of bored. So I decided to cook some good stuff. This is my…