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Your “No Longer The Most Embarrassing Moment In Team History” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
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Mahomes Needs a Nickname
I hate the Chiefs. I hate them so much that when I’m feeling blue I literally pull up videos of their humiliating playoff collapses…