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Recent Posts
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Your “Just One Game This Afternoon, Folks” NFL Football Open Thread
Ever get picked last for any sport? Ever showed up to a store one minute after it closed? Did your fave resto run out…
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Your “Eeny-Meeny-Miny-Mo” NFL Football Open Thread
Catch a tiger by the toe. Or a Giant. Or maybe a Packer. You know, one of those teams that have chances of making…
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Your **checks notes** “This Isn’t A Bowl Game?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Let’s get right to it! Welcome, fellow Commentists, to the first NFL Saturday night of the season. And how is the NFL rewarding you…
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Your “Not Fair! Houston Gets A Second Bye-Week!” Saturday Afternoon Open Thread
I decided to toss this thingy up a bit before the messiness that will begin at 4:30 eastern because there is quite a bit…