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Through Which Open Door Should You Go?
For many fantasy football players that aren’t me, this is a huge week. And for many real football players that aren’t in northern California,…
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Infinite Nets Week 9: I Guess They’re Not Tanking?
You had all weekend to do this. Why the fuck are you trying to do this at the last second? Thankfully there were only…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2018 Season
The calm before the storm, maybe? If Week 15 felt a little anti-climactic, that is because it was so. But although an expected outcome…
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Your “It’s That Time Again” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I could feel some heat at the soup kitchen and it wasn’t coming off the steam tables. Yeah, I was the last one to…