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Recent Posts
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Infinite Nets Week 12: Revenge Week
God those Pelican and Grizzlies losses earlier this year sucked. To be a fan in 2019 is to consider yourself an expert. The experience…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2018 Season
Jesus Christ, y’all. How do Bearistocrats! fans go on after that?? Yes, there was an early game, too. John Harbaugh was too stubborn to…
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Your Afternoon-ish NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread
I finish this intro off with 6 minutes left in the Bolts/Dead Birds game. Please Football Deity, let your glorious light shine through in…
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Your AFC Wild Card Game Part Deux Open Thread
First things first-we’ll have a look at some of the fallout (or falldown in Allen Hurns’ case) from yesterday’s action. According to a certain…



