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Recent Posts
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Wild Card Weekend
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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Your “The Likeliest Outcome Has Been Predetermined” Monday Evening Open Thread
Today was the first day back at school, and I arrived afflicted with the planet’s deadliest plague – The Man Cold. I bravely soldiered…
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Infinite Nets Week 12: Revenge Week
God those Pelican and Grizzlies losses earlier this year sucked. To be a fan in 2019 is to consider yourself an expert. The experience…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2018 Season
Jesus Christ, y’all. How do Bearistocrats! fans go on after that?? Yes, there was an early game, too. John Harbaugh was too stubborn to…