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Recent Posts
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Oscars 2019 Preview: I Have Eaten The Polar Bears That Were In Your Ice Cap
Happy Oscar weekend! In past years, I know, I’ve spread this out a little more, but there were a few key films I had…
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Your Last Saturday in February Sexy Soccer Open Thread + A Special Invitation!
Good morning everyone! Are you all basking in the afterglow of yesterday’s Bonus Pats Schadenfreude Day news? What a way to start the weekend,…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part One” Friday Evening Open Thread
Okay. I have to try to say this in a way which won’t sound racist…. For the few years I’ve been writing Sexy Friday…
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CrimeBeat!: Patriots Schadenfreude Day Edition
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear…it’s so sweet it should come with a vial of insulin…I though “ROFL” was just an expression…. Brothers and sisters, we live…