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Your Xmas Eve/Monday Night Football Combo Thread
Whine/Rant Alert: Okay, there’s a bunch of sports-hungry folks that have the day off today. Imagine them (me) sitting down in front of the…
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Infinite Nets Week 10: Busting Ass Before Christmas
I’ve been taking you for granted. It’s partly my nature. Ask my wife or ex-girlfriends. Or my employers. The cycle never breaks. In the…
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Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions
Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don’t-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag. We had some…
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Christmas Eve Instant Hippo Thoughts (Week 16, 2018 Season)
Ho, ho, ho, here are some things we know! Congratulations to Breesus Christ and disciples, winner of home field throughout the NFC playoffs! The…