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Where we Discuss the Meaning of the Holiday.
Sometime in the middle of last week it was starting to look like I would be working Christmas Eve – I still did –…
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Fudge Off, Ralphie: The Real Christmas Story Bully
One of my favorite traditions is catching the better part of four or five airings of A Christmas Story on TBS. Due to the…
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19 Years In, and Finally Doing This at DFO.
I have been watching Die Hard every Christmas Eve since 1999. The five or six years, I’ve been rivebroging on Twitter. Twitter is a…


