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Your “Half Mast Kinda Night” Friday Evening Open Thread
I just got in from the airport at around 2am this morning after a cross country flight (and boy are my arms tired). I…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: We’re Smoking Now
Yes, I’m aware the very first column I wrote for this endeavor was a classic Old Fashioned. However, I don’t count this as a…
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BattleBots Beat (Part 2): Back to the Studio
Hello there, and welcome back to the Beat, the second-funniest Thursday (normally) running BattleBots review column! This becomes a special two-parter because I realized,…
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Your “Gotta Watch Something” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Patriots have signed another tight end / potential murderer by trading a 2020 7th-round pick to the Lions for Michael Roberts.…