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Guay Referendum: 2019 Copa América Day 3
Today is the debut of Paraguay and Uruguay in the Copa América. Fish out of sand Qatar takes on Paraguay and the better Guay…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Grilled yogurt marinated chicken with Aleppo Pepper
Hey everybody! Welcome back. Happy dead ass middle of the goddamn offseason for the NFL. Motherfucker it’s a long way until September. One of…
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Your “Beerguy’s Opening Night” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Evenin’ folks. I’m not actually here tonight. (Some would argue I’m never actually “here” at all.) Tonight is the opening evening of baseball at…
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Your “So Ya Wanna Watch Some Footsy, Eh?” Saturday Morning Open Thread
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. There are far more knowledgeable soccer doofuses that should be doing this but I volunteered and y’all…



