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The Gang Defecates on a Super Corpse
As y’all may have heard…we had Lesser Footy WWIII this past week. Of course, there are still fixtures this morning (Hammers/Chelski being the highlight,…
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Sexy Friday: Catchup Time Edition
It’s been a crazy few weeks lately. The site was down. Work has been insane. As a result, I’ve fallen WAY behind on my…
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DFO Insider: Reboot
EDITOR’S NOTE: If you came here looking for the Ultimate Roger Goodell Mixtape, stay tuned – we’ll be publishing it next week to coincide…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I Demand A Shrubbery
Hello and happy Friday yet again. For the second straight week I’m going off the board and making something up as I go along.…