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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Eighth
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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Your Sunday Evening [DFO] Oscar Spectacular!
Look, it’s Oscar night. If you have relatives over, that’s what’s on. If you have a partner that likes movie or entertainment gossip, that’s…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Again with the sandwiches? Again with the sandwiches!
Well hello! Mighty fine seeing you here this morning! Welp. I done did it! I got my second dose of the Moderna and I’m…
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Your “Never Irrelevant; Always Irreverent” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Next week is Day Three of the NFL Draft, and you all know what that means, who will be this year’s Mr. Irrelevant? For…

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