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Return of the BattleBots Beat: Your 2021* Preview!
*Sees it’s Wednesday the 5th* Shit, I should probably write this. Greetings lizard people one and all, it’s time for another season of everyone’s…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 1: How to Become Immortal Through Using Mercury
Hi, everybody! I’m Dr. David J. Chao. You may know me from Twitter as ProFootballDoc, where I give insight on potential player injuries as…
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Fozz’s New Years Resolution List
New Year’s is bullshit. The only thing worse is New Year’s Eve. It is amateur hour, with every dunce who doesn’t drink all year…
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FFS, It’s Tuesday Again?: Open Thread
Whelp, here we are: the long, slow march between New Years and Valentine’s Day. Nothing good happens here, save (hopefully) some good NFL Playoff…



