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2022 Post-Plague Madness – Octavos de Final Thread Numero Uno
Thanks so much to TUDN for teaching me that descriptor for the Round of Sixteen. Because it’s not goddamned SWEET with Duke and especially U*NC…
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BattleBots Beat: Guaranteed to Go Better than My March Bracket!
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 12: Life, Lungs, Love, and Laughter: Tips And Tricks For The Leader In You!
I’m going to have to ask you to cough for me this morning. I know you’ve been up all night coughing, but you have…
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Dreams really do come true, if you’re an idiot
My eyes fly open, sleep is instantly gone. I have seen my future and I know what I’m going to do with the rest…