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Formally Week One FOAR JV NFL (Thursday Night Open Thread)
Is everybody ready for some NIL-fueled FITBAW?? I fuckin’ thought so. West By God Virginia (+7.5) at Pittsburgh (7:00, ESPN) A great (read: hate-filled)…
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BattleBots Beat: The Zodiac Killer
Not Ted Cruz. Welcome back to the Champions Beat! Where the hunters are 3-0 against the hunted after Glitch managed to get Rotator to…
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CFL Beat: Week 13
Well, I might be back to work this week after what feels like an all-too-short summer break for me – but at least I…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Obligatory 2022 Fantasy Football Names Post
Well, it’s time for a tradition unlike any other. No, it’s not The Masters, it’s everyone’s favorite attempt to be clever and/or raunchy, the…


