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Recent Posts
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?
Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you…
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Comfortably Numb: Your 2022 New England Patriots Season Preview
[INT. A psychiatrist’s office. It’s dark, quiet, and soothing, in a sterile sort of way.] [Slow pan to DOCTOR SIGMUND FREUD, who perches in…
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The 2022 New York Jets – A Mostly Uninformed Perspective
Normally, I’ve been using this space and time to discuss some of the most depressing aspects of our criminal justice system. This week my…
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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…