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Recent Posts
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Mann Cup 2022 Game 7 Recap
Game fucking 7 of the Mann Cup was played Saturday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2022 Season
One might have imagined a reversion to normalcy, after a chaotic-as-fuck Week One. One would be wrong. Better type this shit up before my…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
To The Game! Bears/Packers: -God, I love Qaron’s predictability so much! That look of utter disdain on his face when Watkins dropped that perfectly-thrown…
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Your Five(!) Game Afternoon Slate of NFL Football Open Thread
Heavens be! It’s nice to have a choice in America these days, isn’t it? (I’ve said too much) To The Games! Falcons/Rams: If Stafford…