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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Falling Into The Season
Happy long holiday weekend! Monday is indigenous People’s Day in the US. Re-named because Columbus was a giant piece of shit As well as…
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Your “Horsey vs. Horsey” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
So, um, why is Denver getting another prime time game after they acquitted themselves so terribly just two weeks ago? Ours is not to wonder…
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CFL Beat: Week 18
We’ve got just four weeks left of the season; the playoff picture is now mostly set, but the final playoff spot – which could…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Not Quite Sunday Gravy
Evening lizard peo—*gets message through earpiece*—Wait, really? I knew it was an Illuminati joke, but… ahh, I gotcha. Damn bigots, it’s why we can’t…