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Monday Morning Mock Draft: SUDDEN CHANGE!!!
As our more astute readers will recall, we brought the Mock Drafts back in-season for the sole purpose of drafting things that we would…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2022
Hippo and Other Hippo wish a Happy Halloween to our myriad child-age readers, as well as y’all over-enthusiastic adults. Git off-a mah lawn. I don’t…
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Round Four? Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Can we please stagger the one o’clock games so that I’m not subjected to this hellish daymare of a First World problem of having…



