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Preparing For The Footy Sunday
Look, we can has fixturez today. Don’t worry. But holy shitsnacks, does tomorrow’s slate look amazing. First EVAR Merseyside Derby for Hill Dickinson Stadium,…
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Sexy Friday – 20260417
TGIF! This is the last reminder that our Sunday Gravy substitute chef needs to get their shit together and write a post with pictures.…
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Request Line: Fossil Fuels
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Cold open into the DFO studio, where DJ 3000′ is cheerfully chatting with the week’s guest, who sits in…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: It Was the Dukes! It Was the Dukes!
Hello and happy Friday once again. We’re staying in England again this week. I’m attempting the famous Dukes Vesper martini at home! I specifically…



