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Recent Posts
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Finals
We’re down to the final three games of the 2022 CFL season – I certainly hope we have some entertainment left here. I can’t…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: C Material
You know how sometimes you don’t entirely know where you’re going with things? Well, tonight’s column is one of them. So let’s get to…
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And all the Angels vomited: World Cup Preview. Switzerland!
You folks have, no doubt, heard of the game of soccer, haven’t you? Have you ever wondered how that game came to be? Well…
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On the Offensive – Uruguay Slave World Cup Preview
Greetings, cretins. Line up your toothiest, bity-est takes for the farewell performance of Luis Suárez’s career. More accomplished nags than I will also expound…



