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Recent Posts
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The Dark Continent’s Shining (Black) Stars: Your Much Anticipated Gold Coast World Cup Preview
Greetings from the safety of the gated compound, gentlemen and others! I do apologize for being absent from the proceedings here over the past…
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It’s Chucky’s Team Now: Your 2022 England World Cup Preview
What an absolutely abysmal eight decades eighteen months it’s been for England. First, you’re already the laughingstock of the planet, still dealing with the…
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World Cup (Of Slavery) 2022: Oh Sh*t, I Knew We Forgot Somethin
While divvying up the team previews for this here edition of the World Cup, somehow both the finest an most corrupt of the international…
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Return of the Tweaker Fixture! JV Open Night Thread
Bad news? The 7-ish window is every bit as mediocre as the 3:30 nap window. The good? Finally, a late nighter with some significance…