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Recent Posts
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Your 2022 World Cup España Preview
The last time I did a preview, I gave you a stereotypical look at the country of my birth. This time, I could give…
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World Cup 2022: A Preview of the Saudi Arabia Team and Certainly Nothing Extraneous
Saudi Arabia is a land of contrasts. For example, if a person is convicted of apostasy, he or she may be beheaded with a…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2022 Season
Look, not every Sunday is going to be rainbows, fireworks, and sunshine. But hey, Week 11 still looked WAY better than the Qatar Lesser…
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Noone was killed in the production of this post – An Iran World Cup Preview
/Begin actual soccer content Iran didn’t do a whole lot on the sport front for the first couple decades after the 1979 Revolution. Fans…