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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 9
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
T’was nice of dad to drop by-I guess these brief visits are so we don’t get spoiled or anything like that. A Bit of…
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One Million Comments on This Little Site
One. MILLION. Comments. This site was literally a side project I created when UPROXX destroyed the wonderful Kissing Suzy Kolber. Most of the original…
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Wednesday Night Open Thread: Notes from the Infirmary
As many of you know, the coup de grace of my horrible, terrible, no good birthday week was contracting a case of COVID (spotted…