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Recent Posts
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Your Very Next Christmas NFL Football Open Thread
We face the Eternal Question: Will Hippo nap through this tilt or will he keep his eyes open? We get yet another game that…
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Your Christmas Day NFL Football Open Thread Part One
Merry Holiday, you delightful miscreants! I just noticed that I labeled last night’s thread as a Sunday night. Was I distracted by the notion…
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Merry Xmas Placeholder/Briefest of Hippo Thoughts
Merry Shitsmas, one and all. Here is some of what happened yesterday (I fell asleep and didn’t write up anything last night): Holy cats,…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I feel bad for the yinzers out there because of Franco’s sudden passing and the timing of it. I can’t really think of a…



