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Recent Posts
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Quoth the Ravens SNF Thread
TRUE HIPPO STORY! I once dated a gal (post-divorce) who had no interest in sportsball. But Poe was her favoUrite poet, and I thusly…
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The Sloth Continues-Your Second Slate of Games Open Thread
We’ve got a delightful 9/4 split of tilts which is the way it sorta should be in my opinion. Obviously bye weeks make this…
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Your Extraordinarily Ill-Prepared NFL Football Open Thread
Hey folks, I’m hungover and very tired and cranky. Instead of combing through a bunch of team and stat sites and sifting through a…
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NYE 2022 Sportsball Late Thread
Welcome to the dregs of 2022. Per tradition, Hippo will purposefully fall asleep before any countdown activity, unless the footy stays interesting, Lord knows…