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Recent Posts
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Boris’ DFS Divisional Round Breakdown
Hey all and welcome to the DFS Divisional GPP Breakdown. I was wrong about a few things last week, so I’m looking forward to…
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A Year of Fury, Anger, and Chaos (Subbing for Hippo Who Is Also Angry)
“Did you hear that it’s Movember?” “Oh, I’m not drinking because it’s Dry January.” People who say these things should have their faces washed…
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Sexy Friday – 20220120
TGIF! Please read the descent into madness that preceded Alex showing up here. Make sure to have the DONKS WOO! season results up to…
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Broncos Country Discovers Absurdist Horror – Or, How I Survived The 2022 Season
In week 5 of the 2022 regular season I was tasked with taking over the Broncos blurbs for r/NFL’s Power Rankings weekly thread. 32…