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Q&A-Hole: Spiffin’ Edition
Welcome back to Q&A-Hole, a series where I make up a question asked by a straw-man rube suckhead and then provide a magnanimous answer…
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Balls Magazine Volume 6
As you may remember from Volume 5, I wanted to try the TopTracer setup at the Alhambra Golf Course. On a lazy Saturday, I…
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Guttersnipe
The Fingers are slipping. Our grip now loose and floppy after once being sunk firmly and deeply into the grab-holes of first place. We…
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Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume 11
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…