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Your “[DFO] Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Like most of you, I got caught in the travel nightmare that was “CHRISTMAS SNOWSTORM 2022!”. Vancouver got a foot of snow over three…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! — Retirement
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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BattleBots Beat: (Sorry, No Good Title This Week.)
Welcome back to the Beat! Last week we saw the field finish their first fights and some start their seconds. And some of those…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 5: The 1921 Leyat Helica
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…