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Recent Posts
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!
Once again we’ve reached that long, dreary slog known as the NFL off-season. We’re looking at 6 months with no football of any note,…
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First Pre-Preseason Sunday Open Thread
[Walks up to podium, slight nod towards youse, adjusts microphone exasperatingly, grumbling atmosphere established] Cough. Hi! Good evening. Yeah… I’m also bummed. If only…
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Sunday Gravy: The Return! Season nine premiere.
Hey everyone! How we all doing? How have you been? What the fuck am I even doing here for the NINTH SEASON IN A…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Donuts
This post was actually inspired by BFC’s Thursday Night Open Thread in which he professed his love for the maple bar. The plan is…