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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Happy Festivus

Happy Festivus! I’ve got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it! That’s a lie. I have no problem…

Well, we asked for some snow games and it looks as though we’ll get plenty. In some instances we’ll have rain and high winds…

I COULD HOLD YOUR HAND FOREVER MY SWEET BELLA SWAN JESUS WHAT IS THAT NIGHTMARE? This time nothing…

It’s that pre-Christmas rush, or as musicians know it, time to play the same things we play every goddamn year. Okay, that’s a slight…